This Is What Pregnant Kim Kardashian’s Feet Look Like After Being Crammed...
Share on Tumblr Kim Kardashian doesn’t seem to know that Kim Kardashian is pregnant so it’s going to be a REAL surprise when the baby in her butt, the baby in her tummy, and the baby in each boob burst...
View ArticleAnna Wintour Gave Up The Good Fight: Invited Kimmode & Princess Kanye Into...
Share on Tumblr Like everything in her life, Kim Kardashian slept her way into the MET Gala by clinging onto Kanye West for dear life. Realising Kimmode’s social climbing knows no bounds and cannot be...
View ArticleKim Kardashian Standing Next To People Means Kim Kardashian Made New ‘Friends’
Share on Tumblr Kim Kardashian spent years trying to sleep her way into the MET Gala only to get a pity invite in the form of her baby daddy’s plus one. At which point Kris Jenner’s favourite child...
View ArticleRobin Williams Is Mad At Kimmode For Biting His Mrs Doubtfire Style
Share on Tumblr By now you know that Kimmode Kardashian’s years of begging to become part of the MET Gala club worked when Kris Jenner spiked the Kool Aid and Anna Wintour, in her brain damaged state,...
View ArticleUs Weekly Claims Kimmode Looks Like This In A Bikini Because Kris Jenner...
Share on Tumblr Kimmode spent more time posing for the Us Weekly cameras than bonding with her husband on her own honeymoon. Similarly, on the annual trip out of the country where they pretend to care...
View ArticleVOGUE Kept Princess Kanye But Cropped Out Kimmode
Share on Tumblr I linked this earlier, but it really needs its own post. Kimmode spent years trying to buy her way into the MET Gala like Kate Upton had to before becoming a thing and earning the...
View ArticleKimmode Can’t Remember Princess Kanye’s Face: ‘We Live Different Lives’
Share on Tumblr Kimmode’s Facebook messages to Princess Kanye land in his ‘Other’ folder and the couple only spend time together if it’s filmed for her reality show. Moreover, the only reason she’s...
View ArticleHere’s Kimmode ‘The Recluse’ Kardashian Inviting Paparazzi To Her Daily Workout
Share on Tumblr Kim Kardashian has clearly never heard the word ‘recluse’ used in a sentence and that’s why she’s telling lies about how private she is on the cover of a magazine. And in case you had...
View ArticleThe Kardashians Are Surprised By Princess Kanye Acting Like An Actual Princess
Share on Tumblr Princess Kanye has been complaining about how his wallet is too small for his 50s and how his diamond shoes are too tight for OVER 10 years now. And yet, somehow, it’s water cooler...
View ArticlePrincess Kanye & Kimmode Probably Aren’t Going To Make It!!!
Share on Tumblr Having the kinds of friends who go through her trash means Kimmode’s retinue leaks like everything else in her life. According to everyone with eyes, Kimmode and Princess Kanye probably...
View ArticleKris Jenner Set A Trap For Poor Lil’ Wook Wook
Share on Tumblr It’ll come as no surprise to anyone who remembers when the whorehouse used to accept credit that Kris Jenner got her ‘other children’ to appear on Keeping up with the Kardashians by...
View ArticleKimmode Told A Lie, Now You’re $80 Poorer
Share on Tumblr Kimmode has been supplementing her stipend from the whorehouse by stealing designs, selling unethical financial products, and selling bogus diet pills. Additionally, Kimmode’s latest...
View ArticleWendy Williams Actually Called This A While Ago: Kimmode Is Going To Be A...
Share on Tumblr Wendy Williams called time on the love between Princess Kanye and Kimmode before Kim’s pregnancy started to show. On her eponymous show, Williams has been saying for MONTHS that...
View ArticlePrincess Kanye Is Going To Run Away From Home The Second The Baby Is Born
Share on Tumblr Princess Kanye put a baby in his girlfriend and immediately left the country. The only times they’ve been seen together since Kimmode started to show have involved her phoning the...
View ArticleWTF?! Kimmode Is Still Torturing Her Feet
Share on Tumblr A few days ago, Kimmode crammed her feet into a pair of heels for a promotional event and documented the result. And you’ll be amused to know she didn’t learn a damned thing because...
View ArticleKhloe Kardashian Wrote An Open Letter To The Internet About Kim Kardashian
Share on Tumblr Khloe Kardashian recently got braces in what I’m choosing to assume is the final step in becoming the prettiest Kardashian. It’s something she’s been working on for years, in hopes that...
View ArticleNikki Sixx Needs To Get The F**k Off Kimmode’s Twitter, Honestly
Share on Tumblr I’m choosing to believe that, at some point, the pressure of being Kris Jenner’s favourite became too much for Kimmode and she’s been outsourcing some of her ho’ game to a third world...
View ArticleKimmode: ‘My Pregnancy Lips Are Outta Control’
Share on Tumblr A few days ago news broke that, in addition to Kimmode’s butt baby, there’s also a baby in each boob AND one in each ankle. That’s becoming too many for me to count that high and I...
View ArticleLet’s Watch Kimmode Complain About Her Pregnancy Some More in the New KUWTK...
Share on Tumblr How the f**k did I get like this? – Kimmode on where babies come from. By her own admission, Kimmode cannot remember Princess Kanye’s pretty face unless a member of the media is there...
View ArticlePrincess Kanye Skipped Town The Second Kimmode Arrived
Share on Tumblr Kimmode took a romantic vacation to Paris with her pimp in what’s probably going to be her last international trip before the baby is born. According to the Daily Mail, the original...
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